TOP 10 of the week.

Posted on Tuesday, July 21, 2009 - 0 comments -

TOP 10 mchongoano's this week:
Here we present the Top 10 mchongoano of the week from the wall:
No. 10:
We ni fala hadi ulidial *144# kucheck balance kwa ATM.
No. 9:
Uko na mdomo kubwa we hudema chapo ka criba.
No. 8:
Phone yako ni mzee, ukiiturn inamwaga credo.
No. 7:
Manzi yako ni mhairy hadi ako na Afro kwa nipples.
No. 6:
umesota na uko down hadi we hudial *130*FACEBOOK# ku update status.
No. 5:
Nyi ni mababi hadi kuku za neighbour zikiwika kukurukuu zenu zinaholler "same"
No. 4:
TV yenu ni small hadi Swaleh Mdoe huingia ki gully creepa.
No. 3:
Kuku zenu ziko mbele hadi zikishikwa na jogoo zinawika "you knocked me down"
No. 2:
We ni mrough hadi ukiguza mouse, comp inawika "new hardware detected"
finally....drum rolls...
Number 1:
"we ni mgondi hadi ukipewa noti ya ngiri unairudisha ka Kenyatta amevaa vest"
HAVE AN AWESOME WEEK.

Orientation for MIT class of 2012

Posted on Tuesday, July 14, 2009 - 0 comments -

Orientation will start in Fall this year for new Students . Congratulations for being accepted.

Majors.

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1. Bachelor of Mchongoano in Nonsense Architecture.
2. Bachelor of Mchongoano(Bch.) Rib Cracking surgery.
3. Bch. Ngebe Dynamics.
4. Bch. Fashionable Nonsense.

All students must take a compulsory unit in Humor Engineering: The absolute guide to Edgy people.

Message from Dean of Admissions.

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Welcome all to Mchongoano Institute of Technology. Your one stop 24 hour humour University. Make sure you follow us on facebook for crazy creative mchongoano.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=223564105363#/group.php?gid=223564105363

Once again, Welcome.

Le-Yo
Dean of Admissions.