TOP 10 mchongoano's this week:
Here we present the Top 10 mchongoano of the week from the wall:
No. 10:
We ni fala hadi ulidial *144# kucheck balance kwa ATM.
No. 9:
Uko na mdomo kubwa we hudema chapo ka criba.
No. 8:
Phone yako ni mzee, ukiiturn inamwaga credo.
No. 7:
Manzi yako ni mhairy hadi ako na Afro kwa nipples.
No. 6:
umesota na uko down hadi we hudial *130*FACEBOOK# ku update status.
No. 5:
Nyi ni mababi hadi kuku za neighbour zikiwika kukurukuu zenu zinaholler "same"
No. 4:
TV yenu ni small hadi Swaleh Mdoe huingia ki gully creepa.
No. 3:
Kuku zenu ziko mbele hadi zikishikwa na jogoo zinawika "you knocked me down"
No. 2:
We ni mrough hadi ukiguza mouse, comp inawika "new hardware detected"
finally....drum rolls...
Number 1:
"we ni mgondi hadi ukipewa noti ya ngiri unairudisha ka Kenyatta amevaa vest"
HAVE AN AWESOME WEEK.